TREATY OF DISCEDO

Article 1: It is agreed that Rigsfællesskabet, the Kingdom of Denmark, Iceland, Greenland, and the Faroe Islands henceforth recognizes the right of ownership of the Kingdom of Prussia in regards to the duchies of Schleswig, Holstein, and Brechstange. It is further agreed that said territories will be restored to the Kingdom of ( Read more... )

Shit, Denmark's already--

LISTEN UP, NEWCOMERS.

If you're here, then there's compulsory service in the Prussian military! Earn your keep, brats! Staying in my city isn't a free vacation!

And, before you idiots decide to ask, no. You don't get a choice in the matter. Stop being a bunch of sissies, pick up a goddamn rifle, and answer to me!

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Bohemia has been reclaimed in the name of the great German Empire.

Austria, I thank you for your donation. You should know better than to taint my city's mind with your disgusting music.

Alright, I’ve become sick and tired of you undereducated, liberal-ass buffoons and your complete failure to do anything right. So I’m going to settle this once and for all.

As hilarious as the thought of both Russia and America behind bars is, YOU POLICE PEOPLE DON’T MAKE SENSE. You can’t arrest a fucking country.

Let me reiterate: we are ( Read more... )

Hey, you idiots! Listen here, and listen well!

No, the ash isn’t “magic.” Nor will wallowing in it going to help you fools. It’ll stop eventually, and you’ll all find something else to whine about. However, I can assure you, the ash rain is the least of your worries.

In 1816, the year after I kicked Napoleon’s French ass back to exile (with ( Read more... )

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ALL YOU NEWCOMERS!

Don't listen to that idiot, America! This is my city, so you'd better obey my rules! Joining his army is treason!

The Prussian draft is in place! That means you're all members of the Prussian military! NOT AMERICA'S! Do me proud, you sissies!

HEY, THIEF.

Yeah, you know who I'm talking about. Give me back my property! I rightfully conquered Latvuania from Russia! He's mine now! A part of the Prussian Empire! You have no right to steal him from me!

If you bring him back right now, then I'll show you some mercy.

Why the hell does Russia appear on Easter? This isn’t funny, you filthy scientists. A holy, Christian holiday doesn’t need to be tainted by a crazy pagan like him! Now, everything is ruined! I doubt even that Oschter Haws will show up! And I want some fucking sugar bunnies. Another crusade would completely do away with this problem, but I doubt the ( Read more... )

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